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What a hypochondriac --- He's always turning on his "check engine" light!

The Four Tops in Concert

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Only the years when the market was bullish...'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"When is it my turn?"

If you had paid the extra money you'd have a cool gadget here.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

Nervous man about to make a presentation.

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.

'Sure, you talked him down three dollars, but then you let him sell you an extended warranty.'

Left-hand drive - A left hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

"Nice new car...but portion control should apply to information technology."

Nine Ladies Dancing

Fred Astaire

'I don't know, I just thought my data dashboard could use some fuzzy dice.'

J.J. Smithers: Veterinarian and Taxidermist