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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Pencil eraser."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"A mouse! A mouse!"