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Nervous man about to make a presentation.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Pencil eraser."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"I feel we're making progress."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"A mouse! A mouse!"

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''