Classroom Banter Enthusiast Gifts

'Miss, you always say that you never punish anyone for something they haven't done? Well I haven't done my homework!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

Teacher's pet dog

Global Education

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

Beginning of the school year

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

"Instead of taking notes, can I just purchase a transcript of today's lesson?"

Kid standing on one leg hands test on water birds to teacher.

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"If you wish to see your artwork displayed, don't forget your bio."

School boy

"Can't hear it at all, miss."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I thanked my teacher for teaching me so well, and she fainted.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

'Please sir - all of them!'