Receiving A Diploma Mugs

Graduation Day at Sunrise Semester

GLAD-YOU-ATION

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"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Graduates on their phones

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

National Academy of Sport

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Dog training

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

Odd Mortarboards.

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"This is all going into my thesis."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!