Receiving A Degree Mugs

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

National Academy of Sport

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

Meet the author

Day one, post grad

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

Odd Mortarboards.

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

Ticking the right boxes.

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."