Diploma Receiver Mugs

Glad-You-Ation

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Putin and Zelensky

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Day one, post grad

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

War of Words

Gladstone Gives Disraeli a Bloody Nose over Schleswig-Holstein

"Mr Bush? I have a little job for you in North Korea..."

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Francois Hollande

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

Mahmoud Abbas

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

Iraqi Insurgents.

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

Playing With Peace

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate of 2021

Stephen Harper's China Diary Day One - Chinese leaders rebuke me for past absence.

"I'm the British Ambassador to the European Court of Human Rights."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Graduate

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

Turning with mathematical precision.