Degree Completion Pillows

National Academy of Sport

"This is all going into my thesis."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Surfing the daily stress

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Good Luck in your Exams.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Mutation D614G

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'