Course Completion Pillows

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'So, how was flight school?'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Odd Mortarboards.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

War and Death.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'It was his last session.'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

A credit to his species...

Spy School The instructor kicked me out for failing the quiz on handling secret information. You've been declassified!