Completion Of A Programming Course Pillows

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Computer Room.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Where was I?

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

'So, how was flight school?'

Odd Mortarboards.

"Give us a chip."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"As this shows, the key of good business strategy is simplicity."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Close all your windows please.

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

'Try not to be an idiot.'

"This is all going into my thesis."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"Three years on a web design course and this is the result."

A credit to his species...

"A picture is worth 1,000 words."

Graduate is handed a bill with her degree certificate.

'You should think about signing up for a computer course. Every time you finish using the computer you leave correction fluid all over the monitor.'