Certification Completion Pillows

'Why is Burl wearing a life vest, Joy?'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'So, how was flight school?'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Successful vaccination

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

No room to hang his diploma.

Covid injected with vaccine

War and Death.

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It was his last session.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"This is all going into my thesis."

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

A credit to his species...

"Oh, those..they're just Reader's Digest competition forms."

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

Chemotherapy male warrior

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

Vaccines = Victory