Completion Pillows

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Early Piety

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

GCSEs

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

National Academy of Sport

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

First Prize!

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

'Pop-up Bible.'

A Kangermoo

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'It helps with reception.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Arrow Church

Church Hymn

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

War and Death.