Loan Completion Pillows

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

National Academy of Sport

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Your repayments start now!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

'This is big ... a bank is actually approving a loan.'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"This is all going into my thesis."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Thank you for being so kind and approving my loan application. How can I ever repay you?'

"The bank has completed the loan application review phase. We're now in the loan denial phase."

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

"On the plus side, your business plan is refreshingly direct."

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

"There's a plus side to the credit crunch...My 'lenders elbow' has cleared up!"

'I'm George Neal. I'll be masterminding your loan.'

'I look forward to paying off all my debts, so I can incur new debts.'

Oh, look, it's a black hole, a lightless void that never ends … Wait, never mind, that's just my student loan debt.

'The bank returned our loan application.'

'It will interest you to learn that your bank denied my credit application for reasons of character.'