Repaying A Loan Pillows

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Your repayments start now!"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Wide screen TV

Gone for Broke College

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Student Loan Shark

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."