Repaying A Loan Gifts

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Your repayments start now!"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

Gone for Broke College

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Wide screen TV

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Student Loan Shark

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"