Student Loan Repayment Gifts

'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'Help! Graduated Magna Cum Debt.'

Student Loan Shark

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'My wife and I loaned this student from you last semester. Is this where he's supposed to be returned?'

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Gone for Broke College

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"