Student Loan Forgiveness Gifts

Smells like Teen Democracy

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Life plan

Gone for Broke College

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

Student Loan Shark

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

Graduate Job Openings

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."