Loan Forgiveness Enthusiasts Gifts

"What's your hobby?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Wait a minute....!

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Loan trap

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'