Forgiveness Fans Gifts

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"You're right about my one-track mind so don't expect me to forgive and forget."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

When boomerangs argue.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

CartoonStock Upload"You are an all-round good guy!"

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'