Forgiveness Gifts

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"The unprovoked attack when you were younger? You have to forgive yourself for that."

"Pimple! Bozo! Oh yes, the other reindeer called me names, but we were all young and they've all apologized earnestly by now..."

Forgiveness

"I still love my enemy, but he's pushing his luck."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Turned the other cheek

"Forgive - that much I can do, bu that's all."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"The problem isn't that elephants never forget but that they never apologize."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Prejudice/Empathy

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

The Good Samaritan.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.