Reconciliation Fan Gifts

When boomerangs argue.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

King George I

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I hate it when we fight."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

The Da Vinci Cod

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Are we us or them?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Middle East Peace Process.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.