Reconciliation Fan Gifts

When boomerangs argue.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

King George I

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I hate it when we fight."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Da Vinci Cod

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Are we us or them?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'