Reincarnation Fan Gifts

A planet like ours - "What?! I'm going to be a mayfly again?!"

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

When boomerangs argue.

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Thomas Wyatt

"Now you've done it!"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'