Comeback Fan Gifts

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

A lesson in wit

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

'Reinventing myself.'

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"