Old Meets New Fan Gifts

"Good news! The tide is going out, I can upload."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hip Operation

'Dauber Micawber'

'Same address, 20 years later'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

High Tech/Low Tech.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'