Comeback Kid Fan Gifts

"His fifth comeback to the ring. . . and only his first fight!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Sunny and Chair

Hip Operation

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

High Tech/Low Tech.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

'Same address, 20 years later'