Comeback Kid Gifts

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm making a comeback!'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

Over The Hill But Now I'm Back!

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I just thought I'd come over to say...you know...you look, like...totally different! Like...totally hot."

"You'll be glad to know that Dr. Mickelbar is attempting a comeback today."

'First I was a 'phenom.' Then I was 'blue chip'...'

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

How Gary got his groove back.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Reinventing myself.'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

'My homework? Why, at home.'