Comeback Kid Gifts

"Are you sure you're ready to get back on the ice?"

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'm making a comeback!'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'Mike graduated at the top of his rehabilitation class!'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"I hope you didn't over do your first bike ride in twenty years."

Over The Hill But Now I'm Back!

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I just thought I'd come over to say...you know...you look, like...totally different! Like...totally hot."

"You'll be glad to know that Dr. Mickelbar is attempting a comeback today."

King James and the Heat thought they could not be beat mocking Dirk Nowitzki with laughter...But James fell down and broken his crown and Dirk got what he was after!

'First I was a 'phenom.' Then I was 'blue chip'...'

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

TV Zoo Trivia

I know you are, but what am I? Huh? Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. I'm ready for the return of school. My mom says you're just jealous.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

How Gary got his groove back.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'