Comeback Kid Enthusiast Gifts

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

The end of innocence

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Knight of the sandcastle.

The Fountain of Youth.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

TV Zoo Trivia

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'Reinventing myself.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

Truce?

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"We begin tonight with breaking news. LIFE has given a local teenager a rude awakening."

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi