Clever Comeback Enthusiast Gifts

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'My homework? Why, at home.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Revenge of the Mallards.

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

"He killed in rehab."

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"Your condition is extremely serious Mr. Butkiss. You should try laughing more often!"