Clever Comeback Enthusiast Pillows

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'My homework? Why, at home.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'Reinventing myself.'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

Revenge of the Mallards.

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

"He killed in rehab."

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

LOLpalooza

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

Rob Brydon

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."