Cheeky Comebacks Enthusiast Pillows

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Elephant ass selfie.

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'Reinventing myself.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

"He killed in rehab."

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

'My balls are freezing!'

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'If this prescription doesn't help, go to Maggie Brown's party next week. There'll be a specialist there.'

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'Where have you been all my life?'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

'I'm considering a comeback...'