Cheeky Comebacks Enthusiast Pillows

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

Elephant ass selfie.

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'Reinventing myself.'

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"He killed in rehab."

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

'My homework? Why, at home.'

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'If this prescription doesn't help, go to Maggie Brown's party next week. There'll be a specialist there.'

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

'My balls are freezing!'

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"Should we agree on a safe word?"

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'Where have you been all my life?'

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'I'm considering a comeback...'