People Who Love Comebacks Pillows

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Reinventing myself.'

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'My homework? Why, at home.'

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

Back on the mound after succesful Elton John surgery.

"He killed in rehab."

Broken ankle? Blown out knee? Compound fracture? No problem! Get back on the court in a jiff with the amazing new Roller Brace!

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

The comeback trail

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

Sunrise. Sunflop. Sunback.

'Where have you been all my life?'

'I'm considering a comeback...'

15 Minutes of Fame - 25 years of comebacks please help.

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

A man issues a knock-out blow in an argument,