Comeback Kids Pillows

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

The Fountain of Youth.

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'Reinventing myself.'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'... but you've gotta admire him for at least trying to come back after an injury of that magnitude.'

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

'Mr. Churchill, you are drunk !' 'Yes Madam and you are ugly but tomorrow I shall be sober.'

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"