Witty Comeback Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves clever retorts and quick wit? Our collection of witty comeback-themed products offers a fun way to compliment their sharp humor. From mugs that will make morning coffee more amusing to t-shirts that showcase their witty personality, pillows for a cozy punchline, and prints to hang for a clever decor statement, these gifts are perfect for any humor enthusiast. Surprise your favorite sharp-tongued friend or partner with a gift that celebrates their quick thinking and infectious humor.

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"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo." mockup

"The short answer is no. The long answer is noooooooooooooo."

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The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey mockup

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you." mockup

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

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"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

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"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning." mockup

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

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"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to." mockup

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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The Gilmore Girls

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'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!' mockup

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

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"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?" mockup

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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"You make a great point."

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'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!' mockup

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?" mockup

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

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Spiv

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"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders." mockup

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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"Can I have a knife and fork, please." mockup

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

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"A pox on your house red."

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Wanted for Stick Up

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'Reinventing myself.'

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'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?' mockup

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

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"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!" mockup

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

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'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.' mockup

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

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"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill." mockup

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

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'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'

'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.' mockup

'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'

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Blessed are the brief.

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Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed. mockup

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

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Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ. mockup

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

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Witty Comeback Lover Gifts Collection

Witty Comeback Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of witty comeback mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for the sharpest tongue in your circle.

Witty Comeback Lover Pillows

Discover our witty comeback pillows, adding humor and comfort to their favorite space with clever sayings and fun designs.

Witty Comeback Lover Prints

Browse our witty comeback print collection to bring sharp humor and personality into their home or office decor.

Witty Comeback Lover T-Shirts

Check out our witty comeback t-shirts, perfect for those who love to make a statement with their humor and style.