Comeback Tour Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're very excited about this cashback, er, I mean comeback, tour."

The Vineyard

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Mass Travel

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"All the good band names are taken by microbreweries."

'I would go to the end of the world for you.' - 'Yes, but would you stay there?'

Musical Mestizo.

'Reinventing myself.'

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"He killed in rehab."

'My homework? Why, at home.'

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

The cleaner of the opera.

"Yep, I was the little runt you used to tease all the time! Guess what, I had a late growth spurt..."

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

"Kid, you got a 'While You Were Out' message."

Haydn's Surprise Symphony

The Cohens assert their Jewish identity during the holiday season

It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all