Fitness Comeback Kid Gifts

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Exercising

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

How Gary got his groove back.

Please seat to be weighted.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The Fountain of Youth.

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

'That's way too irregular. I recommend regular exercise.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

"Your fingers are the only part of you that's in shape. Apparently, the only exercise you get is texting."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"Pace yourself, Mother."

TV Zoo Trivia

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

A boy boasting of his strength

"Sure, you lost most of your money investing in this stock, but they did give you a participation trophy."

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'