Loan Liberation Enthusiast Gifts

"...And we just paid off our student loans."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Wait a minute....!

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Loan trap

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

"What a relief."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'