Loan Liberationist Gifts

The class of 2008 in 2068.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

No Mow May

'Wait a minute....!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

Loan trap

"What a relief."

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.