Loan Liberationist Mugs

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

No Mow May

'Wait a minute....!

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

Loan trap

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

"What a relief."

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

Ace Loan Company is now Ace Borrowing Company.

'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'

"Could you be more specific than 'some capital to play around with'?"

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'