Loan Forgiveness Enthusiasts Pillows

"What's your hobby?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'Wait a minute....!

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

And your repayment period starts...Now!

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Loan trap

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

Modern Monster

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!