Forgiveness Enthusiast Pillows

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Social Worker

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Thank you healthcare heroes

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...

Don

"She's forgiven me."

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."