Forgiveness Enthusiast Pillows

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Social Worker

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

"She's forgiven me."

Don

It came to a point where neither of us could remember why we were feuding, so we became friends...

'Stocks rose on news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'