Debt Repayment Gifts

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Here we are, almost out of debt, and they have to buy a new car.'

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"He had just paid off his student loan."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Run in the Family

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

Wide screen TV

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

Student Loan Shark

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Ghost with Repossession Order.

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."