Debt Resolution Gifts

Ostrich head in sand.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Standard And P****d.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Run in the Family

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Life plan

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"S this is how you settle out of court."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

fortune teller and credit card.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."