Debt Relief Gifts

Goodbye Bills!

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

Run in the Family

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

Life plan

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Wide screen TV

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'