Debt Repayment Plan Gifts

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Wide screen TV

Life plan

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

fortune teller and credit card.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"Don't tell me you forgot to pay the marriage bureau, too!!"