Debt Reduction Gifts

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Wide screen TV

Life plan

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Student Debt

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Buy now... pay later

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"