Paying Off Debt Gifts

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Just when I finally paid off my college loan.'

'I think we'll be out of the woods as soon as we fell a few redwoods.'

U of Debt

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So, the bills still aren't paid? You've never been good at money management."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Wide screen TV

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Will that be on your store charge?'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

Pay Peter...Pay Paul.

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'