Paying Off Student Debt Gifts

"Do you mind if I go first."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

Wide screen TV

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Student Loan Shark

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'