Paying Off Student Debt Gifts

"Do you mind if I go first."

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Wide screen TV

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

Student Loan Shark

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'At £9,000 a year it's time to start worrying about 'owe' levels!'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"OK, I'll go to my room, but one day I'll get back at you by going to college and putting you into deep financial debt."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"