Debt Consolidation Gifts

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Before: Magic carpet... After: Down to Earth.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

"It was the least the bank could do - after forcing has to cut off her credit cards."

Faith Based Credit.

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'He says he can consolidate our debts into one easy payment, honey.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

Ghost with Repossession Order.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Standard And P****d.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Run in the Family

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Student Debt

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Life plan

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."