Debt Deflector Gifts

Graduation in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

Student Debt

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Hector owes us money ...'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'The check is in the mail...'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'