Debt Consolidator Gifts

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

U.S. Credit Rating

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Run in the Family

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

'Hector owes us money ...'