Paying Off Loans Pillows

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Wide screen TV

Gone for Broke College

"Your grandfather just paid off his student loan."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Man's Mortgage is Covered By Endowment Policy.

Student Loan Shark

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

'We made the last payment and we were burning the mortgage to celebrate.'

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'